BREAKING NEWS: Toddlers Escape Daycare; Disguised as "Nana" and "Papa"
Two toddlers, Matthew and Chloe Robeson, were last seen at Ms. Bee Haven’s Daycare in the Chicagoland area. A daycare worker on staff, Ms. Bee, first reported the children missing at 2pm when a 3 foot tall elderly man and woman came to pick up the toddlers, saying, “I’m not Matthew. I’m Papa. Give me candy. Bye bye! (unintelligible).”
Suspects Chloe and Matthew Robeson are considered to be armed (with gummy candies) and dangerously close to having a complete meltdown
Neighbors to the daycare report their Fisher Price Power-Wheels Jeep missing. It is believed that the two children, suspected to be disguised as their grandparents, used this as their getaway vehicle. They were overheard by bystanders screaming, “Na na na boo boo. You can’t catch me!” while driving 5 miles per hour down 5th Ave. The suspects were last seen crossing the street without holding hands, singing “Baby Shark do do do do..”, and littering gummy bear wrappers. Onlooker Joe Jones reported to the Channel 5 News that the elderly woman was allegedly having a ‘tantrum and demanding her pacifier and Elmo doll’.
If you see these two, police are recommending to please not approach them, and instead call their “mommy and daddy”, as they are considered to be dangerously close to “crashing” post sugar high and in need of a “time out”. The parents of the toddlers worry that this stunt is in retaliation for taking part in the Jimmy Kimmel “I ate all your Halloween candy” prank the previous year. A call placed to the daycare where the toddlers escaped was not immediately returned. Story developing....